♫ Lyrics ♪ - I can't Make this Movie [10/10]

I CAN'T MAKE THIS MOVIE, THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'LL BEGIN IT. I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE THE CAMERAS ROLL. PROBLEM IS THE SUBJECT, THERE'S NO PLEASANT WAY TO TREAT IT. PROBLEM IS THE AUTHOR'S LOST CONTROL. HOW I WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO, BUT WE CUT THE LOSSES-STARTING NOW STRIKE THE SET AND KEEP IT FOR SOME SIDESHOW. TELL THE CAST AND CREW THAT THEY CAN ALL GO. FIND ANOTHER GENIUS, I CAN'T BE ONE OR BECOME ONE. I CAN'T EVEN TELL HOW I'D BEGIN. HELP LUISA, HELP ME, HELP ME MAMMA, HELP ME SOMEONE.

HERE'S A PLACE WHERE I HAVE NEVER BEEN. GUIDO OUT IN SPACEWITH NO DIRECTION, GUIDO AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO SAY, GUIDO WITH NO INTERVENING ACTORS, GUIDO AT THE MERCY OF DETRACTORS, GUIDO HERE ALONE WITH ONLY GUIDO NOTHING HOLDS TOGETHER NOTHING MAKES A BIT OF SENSE NOW IMPOSSIBLE TO GRASP OR UNDERSTAND HOW CAN I GO ON TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF MY EXISTENCE END UP BEING NOTHING THAT I PLANNED HAVE I LOST MYSELF AND ALL I WISHED FOR HAS MY LIFE BECOME A MINDLESS GAME GUIDO, I CAN’T STAND THE NAME OF GUIDO GUIDO, FOR GODSAKE WHO IS THIS GUIDO? GUIDO HERE, WITH NO ONE ELSE BUT GUIDO...

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Cinema Italiano [9/10]

STEPHANIE I LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE! I LOVE THE PLAY OF LIGHT! THE WAY CONTINI PUTS HIS IMAGE THROUGH A PRISM. I FEEL MY BODY CHILL GIVES ME A SPECIAL THRILL EACH TIME I SEE THAT GUIDO NEO-REALISM I LOVE THE DARK AND HANDSOME GUYS WITH THEIR SKINNY LITTLE TIES DRESSIN’ MOD, LOOKIN’ OUTTA SIGHT! I LOVE TO WATCH ‘EM AS THEY CRUISE WITH THEIR POINTY LEATHER SHOES WEARIN’ SHADES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHATEVER GUIDO DOES, IT MAKES ME SMILE HE IS THE ESSENCE OF ITALIAN STYLE. I LOVE THE GLAMOROUSLY LATIN WORLD THAT ONLY GUIDO CAN PORTRAY!!! CONTINI’S CINEMA ITALIANO! I LOVE HIS CINEMA ITALIANO! HE MAKES ME FEEL WITH CINEMA ITALIANO MY LIFE IS REAL WITH CINEMA ITALIANO HE IS THE KING OF CINEMA ITALIANO! THOSE SCENES I LOVE TO SEE FROM GUIDO’S “P” “O” “V” THERE’S NO ONE ELSE WITH HIS UNIQUE DIRECTOR’S VISION. HIS ANGLES - WIDE AND TIGHT - EACH MOMENT FEELS SO RIGHT... DEFINES ITALIAN STYLE BY ONLY HIS DECISION! I LOVE THE SPEEDY LITTLE CARS THE HIP COFFEE BARS THE SLEEK WOMEN IN POSITANO... GUIDO’S THE ULTIMATE UOMO ROMANO!

STEPHANIE AND MEN CONTINI’S CINEMA ITALIANO! I LOVE THAT CINEMA ITALIANO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO! STEPHANIE DARK AND HANDSOME GUYS SKINNY LITTLE TIES SHADES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SPEEDY LITTLE CARS HIP COFFEE BARS SLEEK WOMEN IN POSITANO... STEPHANIE AND WOMEN ECCO IL RE DEL CINEMA ITALIANO QUESTO-O-E IL CINEMA ITALIANO ALL NELLA MIA ANIMA NELLA MIA ANIMA NELLA MIA ANIMA CINEMA ITALIANO BIANCO-NERO BIANCO-NERO BIANCO-NERO-NERO-NERO STEPHANIE CINEMA ITALIANO WOMEN BIANCO-NERO BIANCO-NERO BIANCO-NERO NERO-NERO

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Guido's Song [8/10]

I WOULD LIKE TO BE HERE. I WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE I WOULD LIKE TO BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE- I KNOW THAT'S A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS. AND IT'S A PROBLEM, ESPECIALLY WHEN MY BODY'S NEARING FIFTY AS MY MIND IS NEARING TEN. I CAN HARDLY STAY UP AND I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP, AND I DON'T WANT TO WAKE TOMORROW MORNING AT THE BOTTOM OF SOME HEAP BUT WHY TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY? AFTER ALL, THERE'S NOTHING AT STAKE HERE - ONLY ME I WANT TO BE YOUNG. AND I WANT TO BE OLD. I WOULD LIKE TO BE WISE BEFORE MY TIME AND YET BE FOOLISH AND BRASH AND BOLD. I WOULD LIKE THE UNIVERSE TO GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES AND SAY, "GUIDO, WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, IT'S OKAY EVEN IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, WE'LL ARRANGE IT." THAT'S ALL THAT I WANT. I AM LUSTING FOR MORE, SHOULD I SETTLE FOR LESS? I ASK YOU, WHAT'S A GOOD THING FOR IF NOT FOR TAKING IT TO EXCESS? ONE LIMITATION I DEARLY REGRET: THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME I'VE EVER MET.

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER ME TO TRAVEL ALONG WITH MYSELF. I WOULD EVEN LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SING A DUET WITH MYSELF. I WOULD LIKE TO BE HERE (SING ALONG WITH MYSELF IN A SONG) TO BE THERE (WALKING DOWN A LANE NOW), EVERYWHERE (EVERYWHERE) EVERYWHERE, THAT'S A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS I WANT TO BE HERE (WITH A COUNTER-) HERE (MELODY IN THE) HERE (TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU GUIDO) GUIDO (GUIDO) GUIDO (GUIDO) GUIDO. ME (ME) ME! I WANT TO BE PROUST OR THE MARQUIS DE SADE. I WOULD LIKE TO BE CHRIST, MOHAMMED, BUDDHA BUT NOT HAVE TO BELIEVE IN GOD. AND YOU KNOW I MEAN IT WITH ALL OF MY HEART - IT'S THE END IF SOMETHING IMPORTANT DOESN'T START... ...I WANT TO BE YOUNG, BUT I HAVE TO BE OLD. WHAT I WANT IS A TALE OF SOUND AND FURY THAT SOME IDIOT WENT AND TOLD. I WOULD LIKE THE UNIVERSE TO GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES AND SAY, "GUIDO, WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, IT'S OKAY EVEN IF IT'S RIDICULOUS, WE'LL ARRANGE IT..." SO ARRANGE IT!

♫ Lyrics ♪ - My Husband Makes Movies [7/10]

MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES TO MAKE THEM HE LIVES A KIND OF DREAM IN WHICH HIS ACTIONS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM- HE MAY BE ON TO SOME UNIQUE ROMANTIC THEME. SOME MEN RUN BANKS, SOME MEN RULE THE WORLD, SOME EARN THEIR LIVING BAKING BREAD. MY HUSBAND... HE GOES A LITTLE CRAZY MAKING MOVIES INSTEAD. MY HUSBAND SPINS FANTASIES, HE LIVES THEM, THEN GIVES THEM TO YOU ALL LIKE MICHAELANGELO, HE PAINTS HIS PRIVATE DOME BUT CAN’T DISTINGUISH WHAT’S HIS WORK AND WHAT’S HIS HOME SOME MEN SELL STOCKS, SOME MEN PUNCH CLOCKS, SOME LEAP WHERE OTHERS FEAR TO TREAD. MY HUSBAND, AS AUTHOR AND DIRECTOR, MAKES UP STORIES IN HIS HEAD. GUIDO CONTINI, LUISA CONTINI: NUMBER ONE GENIUS AND NUMBER ONE FAN. GUIDO CONTINI, LUISA CONTINI: PASSIONATE WOMAN IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN

LONG AGO - MANY YEARS AGO. ONCE WE TWO WERE- GUIDO CONTINI, LUISA HIS LOVER: ACTRESS WITH DREAMS AND A LIFE OF HER OWN, THEN WE HAD NO END OF WORLDS TO DISCOVER, SINGING TOGETHER ALL NIGHT ON THE PHONE LONG AGO - SOMEONE ELSE AGO... HOW HE NEEDS ME SO, AND HE’LL BE THE LAST TO KNOW IT. MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES. TO MAKE THEM HE MAKES HIMSELF OBSESSED. HE WORKS FOR WEEKS ON END WITHOUT A BIT OF REST- NO OTHER WAY CAN HE ACHIEVE HIS LEVEL BEST. SOME MEN READ BOOKS, SOME SHINE THEIR SHOES, SOME RETIRE EARLY, SOME STAY UP TO DREAM AND MUSE. MY HUSBAND ONLY RARELY COMES TO BED - MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES INSTEAD. MY HUSBAND MAKES MOVIES...

♫ Lyrics ♪ - A Call From The Vatican [6/10]

GUIDO... GUIDO... I WAS LAZING AROUND MY BEDROOM WHEN YOU CALLED AND AN IDEA OCCURRED TO ME I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING ABOUT, GUIDO... WHO'S NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES? I'M NOT! MY DARLING, WHO'S AFRAID TO KISS YOUR TOES? I'M NOT! YOUR MAMMA DEAR IS BLOWING INTO YOUR EAR, SO YOU'LL GET IT LOUD AND CLEAR, I NEED YOU TO SQUEEZE ME HERE... AND HERE... AND HERE... COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE, COOTCHIE COO. I'VE GOT A PLAN FOR WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU, SO HOT

YOU'RE GONNNA STEAM, AND SCREAM, AND VIBRATE LIKE A STRING I'M PLUCKING- KISS YOUR FEVERED LITTLE BROW PINCH YOUR CHEEKS TILL YOU SAY "OW," AND I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SHOW YOU HOW, GUIDO. WHO WON'T CARE IF YOU COME TO ME TIRED AND OVERWORKED? I WON'T! BAMBINO, WHO KNOWS A THERAPY TO BEAT WHAT YOU CAN GET FROM ME? I DON'T! BUT THIS WILL HAVE TO BE ENOUGH FOR NOW, GUIDO, CIAO. I love you, Guido

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Be Italian [5/10}

So, you little Italian devils, you want to know about love? Saraghina will tell you. If you want to make a woman happy, you rely on what you were born with. Because it is in your blood. BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN. TAKE A CHANCE, AND TRY TO STEAL A FIERY KISS. BE ITALIAN, BE ITALIAN. WHEN YOU HOLD ME, DON'T JUST HOLD ME BUT HOLD THIS! PLEASE BE GENTLE, SENTIMENTAL, GO AHEAD AND TRY TO GIVE MY CHEEK A PAT, BUT BE DARING AND UNCARING. WHEN YOU PINCH ME, TRY TO PINCH ME WHERE THERE'S FAT.

SARAGHINA BE A SINGER, BE A LOVER PICK THE FLOWER NOW BEFORE THE CHANCE IS PAST, BE ITALIAN BE ITALIAN LIVE TODAY AS IF IT MAY BECOME YOUR LAST! BE A SINGER, BE A LOVER, PICK THE FLOWER NOW BEFORE THE CHANCE IS PAST, BE ITALIAN BE ITALIAN LIVE TODAY AS IF IT MAY BECOME YOUR LAST!

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Folies Bergere [4/10]

LILLI LE CINEMA TODAY IS IN A CRISIS DIRECTORS ARE SO EXISTENTIALISTES. THE MOVIES ARE NOT WORTH THEIR ENTRANCE PRICES IF NO ONE SINGS A LOVE SONG WHEN HE'S KISSED. LOVE CANNOT BE LOVE WITHOUT "LE SINGING," A STRING, A CLARINET, A SAXOPHONE TAKE A LESSON FROM THIS OLD PARISIENNE AND THE FINEST ENTERTAINMENT SHE HAS KNOWN. FOLIES BERGÈRE WHAT A SHOWING OF COLOR, COSTUME, AND DANCING! NOT A MOMENT IN LIFE COULD BE MORE ENTRANCING THAN AN EVENING YOU SPEND AUX FOLIES BERGÈRE. FOLIES BERGÈRE, NOT A SOUL IN THE WORLD COULD BE IN DESPAIR WHEN HE IS GLANCING AT THE FABULOUS STAGE DES FOLIES BERGÈRE LILLI (con'd) FOLIES BERGÈRE LA MUSIQUE LA DANSE, LE SON, LA LUMIERE! LES PETITS JOLIES SEINS DES BELLES BOUQUETIERES SUR LA BELLE PASSARELLE DES FOLIES BERGÈRE, PAS DE MYSTERES- LE SPECTACLE EST TOUT A FAIT DECOUVERT.

"ET PAS TROP CHER" VIENS CE SOIR AVEC MOI AUX FOLIES BERGÈRE LILLI and Showgirls FOLIES BERGÈRE THE MUSIC, THE LIGHTS, AND THE LAUGHTER, THE ANSWER TO WHAT YOU ARE AFTER EACH NIGHT AT THE FOLIES BERGÈRE. FOLIES BERGÈRE LILLI BY THE HEAVENS ABOVE, YOU WILL SWEAR THERE’S NOTHING RARER! LILLI and Showgirls THAN THE FOLIES BERGÈRE FOLIES BERGÈRE THE STAGE OVERFLOWING, AND GIVING A MUSICAL REASON FOR LIVING EACH NIGHT AT THE FOLIES BERGÈRE. FOLIES BERGÈRE... LILLI TO YOUR MODERN IDEAS I COMPARE ONE DERRIERE! LILLI and Showgirls AT THE FOLIES BERGÈRE! THE ANSWER TO WHAT YOU ARE AFTER, THE MUSIC, THE LIGHTS, AND THE LAUGHTER OF THE FOLIES BERGÈRE!

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Take It All [3/10]

YOU WANT MY LOVE TAKE IT ALL YOU WANT TO WATCH IT ALL COME OFF TAKE IT ALL COME ON NOW SHOW ME HOW YOU TAKE IT ALL YOU WANT MY GLOVE ARE YOU ENTHRALLED? YOU WANT TO SEE IT SLIP AWAY AND WATCH IT FALL OH WE KNOW IT’S YOUR SHOW SO TAKE IT ALL YOU WANT THE MOVEMENT TO SEE WHAT THE HIPS CAN DO COME WATCH THE SLINKY GIRL SEE HOW THE PASTIES TWIRL TO MAKE YOUR BELLS ALL RING FULFILLING EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED

SO GO AHEAD TAKE IT ALL YOU WANT MY SOUL TAKE IT ALL IT’S TIME TO LEAVE IF I’M TO LIVE BECAUSE I HAVE NO MORE THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE I WATCH YOU RISE I WATCH YOU FALL WHILE I AM STANDING WITH MY BACK AGAINST THE WALL NOW IT’S YOUR TURN TO FINALLY LEARN YOU HAD THE WORLD YOU HAD YOUR FLING YOU WANTED MORE THAN EVERYTHING YOU GOT YOUR WISH YOU GOT YOUR PRIZE NOW TAKE IT RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS YOU GRABBED FOR EVERYTHING MY FRIEND BUT DON’T YOU SEE THAT IN THE END THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT OF ME

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Unusual Way [2/10]

IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY, ONE TIME I NEEDED YOU, IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY, YOU WERE MY FRIEND. MAYBE IT LASTED A DAY, MAYBE IT LASTED AN HOUR, BUT SOMEHOW IT WILL NEVER END. IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY, I WANT TO CRY. SOMETHING INSIDE ME GOES WEAK, SOMETHING INSIDE ME SURRENDERS, AND YOU'RE THE REASON WHY, YOU'RE THE REASON WHY.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME. YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME LOOKING AT YOU. IT SCARES ME SO THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK. IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY, I OWE WHAT I AM TO YOU. THOUGH AT TIMES IT APPEARS I WON'T STAY, I NEVER GO. SPECIAL TO ME IN MY LIFE, SINCE THE FIRST DAY THAT I MET YOU. HOW COULD I EVER FORGET YOU, ONCE YOU HAD TOUCHED MY SOUL. IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY, YOU'VE MADE ME WHOLE.

♫ Lyrics ♪ - Guarda La Luna [1/10]

.Caro Mio GUARDA LA LUNA CHE BRILLA LASSU HOW THE MOON GLOWS AS IT SMILES OVER YOU WHEN YOU’RE DREAMING BLISSFULLY! DREAMING, FLYING FREE! SAFE IN YOUR COVERS AND WARM IN YOUR HEART, SAFE WITH YOUR MOTHER HER ARMS NOW AROUND YOU YOU’LL DRIFT, SOON, OFF TO SLEEP FLOATING...IN THE DEEP... OH, DREAM OF YOUR YOUTH WHILE I’M STILL BY YOUR SIDE DREAM OF YOUR MANHOOD, PRAY I’M THERE TO GUIDE YOU AND WHEN YOU GROW OLD HOW MY LOVE STILL WILL SHINE

ALWAYS REMEMBER MY SON... YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE! YES, MINE! GUIDO SAI CHE TI VOGLIO BENE, FIGLIOLO MIO, GUIDO DO YOU THINK THAT SO MANY WILL LOVE YOU AS I DO? GUARDA LA LUNA, SHE HANGS IN THE SKY BEAMING HER BLESSING TO MAKE YOU AND I KNOW THAT THIS ONE GOODNIGHT KISS WILL KEEP ALL YOUR LIFE PERFECT LIKE THIS!